無名小說網 > 我在仙界富甲一方 > 第1504章 全月球包郵?

            

                    
                


            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                所有人的心情也隨著這視頻跌宕起伏!
                
            
            

            
                    
                簡直震驚我媽一百年!
                
            
            

            
                    
                要知道,華夏的駐月基地一直都在云團的籠罩下,衛星根本拍不到具體情況!
                
            
            

            
                    
                知道華夏在鼓搗什么的只是極少數而已!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而江南的一條視頻直接把華夏駐月基地的內部情況給揭露出來了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                眼睛差點沒給他們亮瞎掉!
                
            
            

            
                    
                Σ(*口*?)
                
            
            

            
                    
                這才距離南神登月過去多久?華夏已經在月球上建造出一座可供人類生存的城市了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                再一對比各國駐月基地,那就好比是豪華別墅跟窩棚小破屋的差別啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                (????)?“啊啊啊~這就是華夏速度,壯哉我大華夏!真的做到了啊!月球移民?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?~?)?“我就想知道,銀月之城里的房價貴么?多少錢一平?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                (¬_¬)“南神這么牛批的人物才給住二環,你說貴不貴?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( ′?w?)?“額…那一環不是給樹住了么?話說南神為什么可以不用裝備在月表生存?你們看他頭頂光環,這貨果然已經成神了啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                視頻中,江南一屁股就坐在了山頂,悠閑的晃悠著自己的小jiojio,臉上笑容燦爛!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( ??? ? ??)“想必大家也都看到了,我完全適應了月球的太空環境,不必依賴宇航服生存!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “體內自成循環,并不是因為我帥氣的面龐,超強的實力,放浪不羈的內心,而是因為…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                看視頻的人們都快瘋了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                因為啥啊?你踏馬倒是說啊?別在這里水視頻了好不好?
                
            
            

            
                    
                還能再自戀一點不啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江南指了指頭頂光環:“是因為我吃了兔吐藥丸,獲得了主角光環!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                眾人都是一副見了鬼的表情!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (*???)欸?
                
            
            

            
                    
                那不是神仙特有的神格頭飾之類的么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                神踏馬主角光環啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這玩意是吃藥丸就可以獲得的么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                南神之所以這么牛批就是因為主角光環?
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江南從兜里掏出一只兔吐藥丸舉在手邊,露出職業性的微笑!
                
            
            

            
                    
                o?(???w???)“這兔吐藥丸是我華夏累廢一筐科學家,采集128種靈珍中草藥潛心研制而成!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “只需吃一顆,就可以獲得適應太空環境的能力,不再受宇航服的制約,吃一顆管三天!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “目前已經實現了量產,可滿足跟獨眼種的戰斗需求!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我知道各家急需此藥,于是我江南不顧上方阻止,做出了個違背祖宗的決定,將此藥出售!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “一顆只賣100萬!好吃不貴!價格實惠!概不包退!數量有限!售完為止!欲購從速哦!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                這話一出,看視頻的人們一口老血差點沒直接噴手機屏上啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                尼瑪!
                
            
            

            
                    
                還以為南神要宣布什么重要的消息啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                結果你特喵真是來打廣告的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                現在的你像極了那些電視上廣告里那些個賣假藥的大濕磚家啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                打個廣告而已,要不要搞的這么轟動啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而各國高層都罵瘋了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                你偷宇航服是特喵為了維持個屁的局勢穩定啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                分明是想要我們沒宇航服用,面對獨眼種的威脅,只能花重金買你的藥丸吃啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這生意做的都筍到家了好么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南聳肩:╮(???~???)╭“我知道,肯定你們看到這里肯定有人在罵了,說我江南不是人,大發戰爭財!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “借口維持穩定局勢劫宇航服,實際上是想要賣藥丸子掙小錢錢!!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                眾人一陣咬牙切齒,你還知道?
                
            
            

            
                    
                這廝還會預判的么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而江南卻面色一冷!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (? ̄? _  ̄?)“但你們要搞清楚!這兔吐藥丸本就是我華夏開發出來的,完全可以藏著掖著,自己用!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “這兔吐藥丸的作用將會在戰爭中給華夏帶來無與倫比的優勢!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “但我還是選擇拿出來賣給各家,讓所有人都使用的機會!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我掙點小錢錢怎么了?我華夏制作藥丸不需要成本的?就非得白給?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                這句話出,不少人都跟著沉默了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                的確,如果華夏選擇不把這藥丸分享出來,而是選擇自用,那獲得的優勢不是一般的大!
                
            
            

            
                    
                選擇拿出來,就已經夠仗義的了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南接著道:“事實證明,宇航服并不好用,高強度的戰斗中,打著打著就破了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “而戰斗中宇航服破損就意味著死亡!不管大家是哪一方的,之前什么仇什么怨!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我只是不想人類在跟獨眼種戰斗的時候,吃環境上的虧!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “哪怕是死!也應該死在跟獨眼種的拼殺上,而不是死于高溫寒冷!死于失壓窒息!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻,所有人的心都跟著一沉!
                
            
            

            
                    
                是啊,是要跟獨眼種在月球上戰斗的啊,對此鵝國的暴風雪部隊可能最有感觸了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                跟兔吐藥丸一比,這宇航服就是辣雞!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南接著道:(???口??)?“一件宇航服造價三千多萬,設備維護的錢還不算!我這兔吐藥丸要一百萬一顆還貴啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “造一件宇航服的錢夠你們買多少顆兔吐藥丸的了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “當然,你們非要說我搶宇航服是為了逼你們買藥丸子也可以!你們可以不買!黎明前來銀月之城,我把衣服還你們!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “就穿著宇航服跟獨眼種掐去吧,不把自己手底下的人當命,我還跟著操個屁的心?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                各國高層嘴角一抽!
                
            
            

            
                    
                別人家都用主角光環了,自己家的戰士還用宇航服,這樣一來豈不是寒了手下們的心?
                
            
            

            
                    
                但如果真買江南的藥丸子,就意味著向華夏低頭了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                變相的認可了華夏的主導地位!
                
            
            

            
                    
                最讓人束手無策的是,江南說的話句句在理,讓人挑不出任何的毛病!
                
            
            

            
                    
                給人一種這錢就是我江南該掙的感覺!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而且更是放出這種可以不買,還宇航服的這種話!
                
            
            

            
                    
                更加佐證了江南劫宇航服并不是想打壓各家,而是真心想穩定局勢的意愿!
                
            
            

            
                    
                現在就連挑華夏的毛病都挑不出來了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                一條廣告視頻,直接讓原本被千夫所指的華夏變成了恩賜,給予的一方!
                
            
            

            
                    
                國際形象也隨之變得高大起來,實際上也確實如此!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南認為自己做的沒毛病!
                
            
            

            
                    
                自己完全可以掐著宇航服不給,逼著各國買兔吐藥丸!
                
            
            

            
                    
                往死了要價!除了鵝國有退路以外,其余各國就算是要的再貴,為了對抗獨眼種,也得掏錢買!
                
            
            

            
                    
                但江南沒有!
                
            
            

            
                    
                對于國家機器來說,一百萬一顆真的不算貴!
                
            
            

            
                    
                每年在軍備上的開銷都是以萬億計的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                近防炮開火一分鐘能打出去上千萬價值的子彈!
                
            
            

            
                    
                視頻最后,江南咧嘴一笑!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (σ ?° ?? ?°)σ“一小時后,南神地攤將在銀月之城外開攤,無論是想買兔吐藥丸的,還是想領宇航服的,都可以過來!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “來的記得帶好小錢錢,銀月之城5Gwifi全覆蓋,支持轉賬!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “當然,也不止有兔吐藥丸買,還有些其他寶貝,可助諸位備戰獨眼種!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “啊呀~倒是忘了,你們沒有宇航服,過來好像還挺難的…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻,各國高層已經開始磨牙了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                妹有你這么氣人的啊,你以為我們沒有宇航服是因為誰?
                
            
            

            
                    
                還特喵不是全讓你給偷去了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                喵了個咪的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江南神色一正!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?*?(? ?? ?? ???)?*?“南神地攤!支持網上下單!全月球包郵!足不出戶便讓大家享受到送貨上門的服務!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “南神外賣,送啥都快!啊對了~郵費自理嗷!就醬~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                視頻結尾,是一張賬戶的收款二維碼!
                
            
            

            
                    
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                這一刻,先驅者學院里的所有學員都傻了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “神特喵全月球包郵啊,南神這也算是把地攤給擺月球上去了啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “只不過這一次的顧客是各大強國啊,地攤擺到南神這種程度,也算是巔峰了啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “好好的個空間系異能,到底讓南神給用來送快遞了?敗家玩意!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                帖子下方,評論徹底刷瘋了,十幾萬十幾萬那么漲!
                
            
            

            
                    
                搞得服務器都懶得統計了,直接用∞+來表示了啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                各國高層那叫一個藍瘦啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                買不買?不買跟獨眼種打吃虧,要是買了,那可就真讓江南賺的盆滿缽滿了啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而且要買就得多買,要為之后的戰斗做出充足的儲備!
                
            
            

            
                    
                防止斷供什么的,那可不是萬八千顆就能搞定的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                很快下方就有了官方評論!
                
            
            

            
                    
                鵝國官方:@南神!郵費…貴么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一問,直接問到了各國心坎兒上了…
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南很快就做出了回復!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “月球上就我一家全球包郵的,世界最強鉆,親自送貨上門!至于郵費~桀桀桀~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                |$??(?? ?° ?? ?°??)??$??|“你說捏?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                鵝國官方:(??w?? ?)…
                
            
            

            
                    
                指定特喵貴的要死啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                說不定比貨都要貴,被狠狠的宰一波啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                雖說包郵,這誰敢用啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                心情好了送貨上門,心情不好送貨上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                沒有門!因為門都得樣他給拆了吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南可是出了名的地圖編輯器,躲都來不及,還花錢請他上門送貨?
                
            
            

            
                    
                家不要了啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而下方很快又多了條評論!
                
            
            

            
                    
                不夜城緋紅女王:(o???~???)“月球包郵是吧?不知道你藍星包不包郵!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “10億已打到你賬上!現在立刻馬上把兔吐藥丸親手給我送到不夜城!我親自收貨!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自彌夜的怨氣值+1007!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自彌夜…]
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南看到這條評論,還有已經到自己黑金穹卡里的十億小錢錢!
                
            
            

            
                    
                整個人都抖成了筋膜槍!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( ?? ﹏ ?? )
                
            
            

            
                    
                這單生意我能不做么?要是真去了,哪里是送貨上門?
                
            
            

            
                    
                那是把自己送貨上門了吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                去了我就回不來了啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                所以現在退錢還來得及么?