無名小說網 > 我在仙界富甲一方 > 第1513章 十拿九穩了

            

                    
                


            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                江南陷入了沉思之中!
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而夏瑤已經快瘋了,自己后背這兩個橙子大小的大紅包究竟怎么搞啊喂!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?﹏?。)“雪雪!你快看看,能不能幫我把大紅包揉回去的?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                鐘映雪強忍著笑意,探手按在了夏瑤被拔腫了的大紅包上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而這一碰,夏瑤猛的瞪大了眼睛,淚水像是呲水槍一樣噴了出來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ??o·(? ??????????? )?o·?
                
            
            

            
                    
                “呀!!!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                一聲高八度的尖叫響徹宿舍區,只見夏瑤就像是按了啟動按鈕的小火箭一樣跳了出去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                一個飛跳用狼爪掛在墻上,都疼哭了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (? ?????口????? )“啊啊啊~疼死寶寶了!生孩子肯定都沒這個疼的啊,這被拔腫的大紅包還不能摸的么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而鐘映雪則是一臉怔怔的看著自己的手掌!
                
                    
                
            
            

            
                    
                (。? ??)?“這不光看起來像,就算是…唔~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                話還沒說完,鐘映雪的臉就紅了起來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                夏瑤一陣磨牙:(*??~??)“小南!你要負責!把這兩個大紅包給我變沒!否則原本的兩個也不給你啦!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南一個激靈,頓時就急了,那哪里能行?
                
            
            

            
                    
                連忙掏出小布丁給夏瑤:“要不你試試這個?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而這倆大紅包可不是小布丁就能卡掉的,根本不管用,變不沒!
                
            
            

            
                    
                一旦試圖要把大紅包變沒,就會有劇痛傳來,摸不得也碰不得!
                
            
            

            
                    
                夏瑤都快急哭了:(???~???)“我不管!這個樣子也太奇怪了,肯定都沒人要了!你就說怎么辦吧!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                鬼知道這個大紅包會一直存在多久啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                就連睡覺也得趴著睡了吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南連忙安慰:( 。? ??)?“不怕不怕,沒人要我要的嗷,那啥!我這小火罐還有一個拔除模式!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “能隨機從身體里拔出點什么來,你要不試試?說不定還能把大紅包給拔下來捏?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夏瑤:!!!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?°?皿°?)“我呸!打死我也不要用這個破東西啦!那萬一變成六個怎么辦?那還不就成了…成了…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                鐘映雪:(??????)“一套又一套?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:(σ′???)σ “噗~哈哈哈!雪雪你學壞了嗷!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夏瑤的臉都紅爆了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?)~(ヾ)“還笑!給雪雪也試下,她還沒拔的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南的目光瞬間就盯了過去,鐘映雪的表情逐漸變得驚恐!
                
            
            

            
                    
                隨即渾身燃起熊熊烈焰,捂著胸口一溜煙的跑出去老遠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (¬?¬?)“還…還是不了,我不要雙倍的快樂,我有兩個就夠了的!噗~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夏瑤:!!!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???~??)?“臭雪雪!你還說!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南嘿嘿直笑:“那我找別人試試去!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間江南就消失在了房間里!
                
            
            

            
                    
                夏瑤急了:(???)?“哎哎哎~你別走啊?渣南!我這倆大紅包怎么辦?你賠我!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是連忙小心翼翼的套上衣服就追了出去,鐘映雪連忙跟上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而此刻,夜鶯抱著文件剛好辦完事回來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                抬頭一看,就看到了夏瑤背上鼓起來的兩個大紅包,甚至把白色短袖都撐起來老高!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ∑(°口°?)“瑤瑤?你怎么縮水…嘶~鬼呀!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                誰知道再往上一看,看到的是夏瑤的后腦勺?
                
            
            

            
                    
                她整個頭都轉過去了么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                驚的夜鶯一聲驚叫,一屁股跌坐在地上,文件都灑了一地!
                
            
            

            
                    
                夏瑤被叫聲吸引了注意,不禁回頭!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???~??)“夜鶯姐?怎么了?什么鬼?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜鶯:???
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?? ? ???)“什…什么情況?你后面為什么也有兩個?剛剛我還以為那是你的正面!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “抬頭一看結果是后腦勺,我以為你的頭扭到身后了呢!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                鐘映雪:(づ??ж??ど)“噗~不…我不行了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夏瑤一怔,當時就仰頭大哭起來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (;′?????`)“嗚哇~這可怎么辦吶!不看腦袋連正反面兒都分不清了啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                自己后背多了倆橫著的駝峰?不知道的還以為我是駱駝精的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻的夜鶯瞪大了眼睛,一個閃身竄到夏瑤跟前,前后看了看!
                
            
            

            
                    
                然后整個人如遭雷擊,不可置信的后退兩步靠在窗臺上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                "(o Д o*)“你…你竟然有四個,而我一個都沒有!老天爺!這也太不公平了吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “是不是把該給我全的都分給瑤瑤了啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜鶯直感覺的自尊心受到了嚴重的沖擊啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                夏瑤滿臉崩潰:(??﹏?? ?)“這有什么好羨慕的?你要給你好了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜鶯愕然:“這…這還可以給的么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夏瑤捂臉:(?)﹏(ヾ)“小南給我發的,你去找他要好了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜鶯:!!!
                
            
            

            
                    
                還能給發?江南還有這種本事的么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                記得之前江南給夏瑤做戰前動員的,嘶~
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見夜鶯的眼睛不禁亮了起來,我也想要兩個!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??? ???)??
                
            
            

            
                    
                這不比天天吃小布丁方便多了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是她就把這個事情記在了心里,打算找個機會讓江南也給自己發兩個!
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻的江南則是出現在了吳良的房間里!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻的吳良正一臉認真的跟鐵牛妹妹發信息!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南悄無聲息的湊上前去偷看!
                
            
            

            
                    
                妙不可言:(???~??)“要打仗了吧?我好擔心你的哦,要小心,你受傷了我會心疼的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                無量天尊:( ?° (エ) ?°)?“放心!這場戰斗十拿九穩!知道為什么不是十拿十穩呢?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                妙不可言:(?>?<?)“為啥捏?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                無量天尊:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??????(エ)???)??“因為少你一吻!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                妙不可言:[10"??]?
                
            
            

            
                    
                (呀哈哈~愛你寶貝!這就給你十個穩!mua×10!)
                
            
            

            
                    
                吳良點開語音,一臉幸福的表情!點擊按住說話,嘟起嘴唇就要mua回去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (灬? 3?)
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:!!!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??w?? ?)“你小子也太會了吧?我要是有你這本事,估計現在娃娃都遍地跑了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                吳良一個激靈,嘟著大嘴唇子驚恐的回頭望向江南!
                
            
            

            
                    
                Σ(??ε??|||)
                
            
            

            
                    
                還不等說話,看著吳良那一副要親過來的架勢,驚的江南連忙掏出一只小火罐就懟在了吳良的嘴上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                吳良:???
                
            
            

            
                    
                隨即猛的左旋!觸發了拔除模式!
                
            
            

            
                    
                根據放置身體部位的不同,隨機拔出點什么!
                
            
            

            
                    
                吳良瞪大了眼珠子,驚恐的看著吸在自己嘴上的小火罐!
                
            
            

            
                    
                我只說了要最后一吻!
                
            
            

            
                    
                可沒說要給嘴拔火罐啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一吻的吸力也太強勁了吧?吳良只感覺自己的靈魂都快要被提取出來了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                驚的吳良兩手抓著火罐,用力狂薅!
                
            
            

            
                    
                胳膊上肌肉青筋暴起,吃奶的力氣都用出來了,愣是沒薅下來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南眼睛大亮!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???ヮ??)??“果然是無法自拔啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                吳良:(?????)唔呼呼!
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自吳良的怨氣值+666!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南嘿嘿一笑:“別慌,做個實驗,我這就給你取下來!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻的小火罐紅芒極盛,已經完成了拔除工作!
                
            
            

            
                    
                吳良體內的靈力跟等級都沒掉!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見火罐頂部這次同樣也沒顯示星星,而是顯示了一個“言”字!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南愕然,這是什么意思?
                
            
            

            
                    
                這是把啥給拔出來了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                連忙給吳良取下小火罐,只聽“啵”的一聲!
                
            
            

            
                    
                吳良一個屁墩子坐在床上,大口呼吸!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南瞪大了眼珠子!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ???(????? ??)“噗~哈哈哈!是哥對不住你,不行了不行了,你打我好了!啊哈哈哈!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻的江南都笑瘋了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見吳良最強一個殷紅色的火罐印,兩只嘴唇腫的像是香腸一樣,整個都鼓起來了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?????? ?)?…
                
            
            

            
                    
                口水順著嘴角流出,成了肥嘟嘟的大嘴唇砸!
                
            
            

            
                    
                吳良自己也感覺嘴唇子木木的,剛用手一抹,劇烈的疼痛感讓他打了個激靈!
                
            
            

            
                    
                張開了嘴巴想要大叫!
                
            
            

            
                    
                可愣是一點聲沒發出來,吳良懵了,急匆匆的爬起來想要說話!
                
            
            

            
                    
                但一句話也說不出來,仿佛失去了說話的功能!
                
            
            

            
                    
                急的吳良跟江南一陣比劃,原地直轉圈!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(|||???)?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南也懵了:Σ(°Д°“你…你是說不出來話了么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                吳良小雞啄米似的點頭!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南不禁聯想到了小火罐上的“言”字!
                
            
            

            
                    
                臥槽!
                
            
            

            
                    
                剛剛那一下,該不會是把吳良語言能力給拔出來了吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                給他拔啞巴了?直接就沉默了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南眼睛大亮,尼瑪!
                
            
            

            
                    
                如果根據拔除身體部位的不同隨機拔出什么,這個拔出來的東西可以不是具象化的內容?
                
            
            

            
                    
                這個拔除模式可能要比斬星模式還要可怕!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就連語言功能都能給拔出來?那么其他幾識呢?技能呢?病痛呢?痔瘡,腦血栓啥的能拔出來不?
                
            
            

            
                    
                別忘了,作用介紹里可說小火罐是集治療跟攻擊于一體的啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                還能給別人沖進去?不限制對象?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南越想越激動,臉上的笑容逐漸變形!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (′????)呦吼吼吼~
                
            
            

            
                    
                如果真可以的話,這是有史以來最強安慰獎也說不定的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                但一切都是自己的猜測,還有待驗證!
                
            
            

            
                    
                系統寶貝簡直棒呆了好嘛?
                
            
            

            
                    
                見吳良急的滿頭大汗,江南連忙把小火罐懟在吳良的嘴上,點了下言字!
                
            
            

            
                    
                下一瞬,言字消失,小火罐碎裂,又給吳良充了回去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                Σ(|||???)“哎臥槽!我不能說…欸?我又能說話了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “這啥火罐啊?勁兒這么大的么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻的吳良頂著個肥嘟嘟的香腸嘴,整個人還處于震驚之中!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南哈哈大笑:“你南哥妥了!這把可妥了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                吳良黑著臉:(?????? ?)?“那啥?我能罵銀不?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南嘿嘿壞笑:(?????)“要不再來一罐兒?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻的吳良狠狠的打了個激靈,拼了命的搖頭!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “最后一穩已經穩了,就不用再穩了,夠了夠了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南舔了舔嘴唇心潮澎湃:“好想再拔點兒什么啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                也就是從今天起,江南又多了個新小號!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江拔罐兒!