無名小說網 > 我在仙界富甲一方 > 第1542章 一個瘋狂的計劃?

            

                    
                


            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                見江南滿臉懵批的樣子,楊堅就給他解釋了一下!
                
            
            

            
                    
                還把國際靈武聯盟發的那張帖子給江南看了一眼!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “還特別強調,必須要你出席的,你也是聯盟議事團的成員之一!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “邀請函已經送到國內了,不日便會送到銀月之城的吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                看著那帖子,江南狠狠的打了個激靈!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (#? ﹏ ?#)“不不不!我不要去,我去了我就沒了!打死我都不要去的啊~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說著一個瞬移躲到雪雪狼滅身后,瑟瑟發抖…
                
            
            

            
                    
                |??﹏??)
                
            
            

            
                    
                楊堅翻了個白眼!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??д??*)“你怕個毛線?我們也都會跟你一起去!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “再說,如今這聯合的形勢是你一手促成的,誰不到場,你都必須得到場啊?”
                
                    
                
            
            

            
                    
                “不然這會根本開不起來!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夏瑤嘿嘿偷笑:(?? .??)“小南應該是怕挨揍吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                鐘映雪摸著江南的小腦袋瓜!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?? ??)?“該挨的揍,一頓都跑不掉呢~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南都快哭了,別人自己倒是不怕!
                
            
            

            
                    
                關鍵壞姐姐一定會去的吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                她是不夜城的女王,必然是議事團的成員!
                
            
            

            
                    
                自己躲都來不及,都躲到月球來了,一旦去太陽島開會,必然被她逮到!
                
            
            

            
                    
                絕壁會被她打哭吸干的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                千本櫻秀拳緊握,一臉堅定!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??????)??“江老板不怕!作為你最忠誠的打工人,就由我打工櫻來保護你!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “之前你保護我,現在輪到我保護你了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                一旁的六花滿臉揶揄!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (乛 .?乛?)“嘖嘖嘖~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說到這里,千本櫻的臉也跟著紅了起來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南翻了個白眼!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??~???)“你能保護我個6啊,你丫的絕壁會被吊起來打的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                千本櫻:(*? ? ?)“不!我不信!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                白蔻笑道:(??????)“還有我!不怕的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                就連陳道一跟葉鎮國他們也紛紛拍著胸脯保證!
                
            
            

            
                    
                唯獨巴蒂很好奇,究竟什么人,能讓江魔鬼怕成這個樣子?
                
            
            

            
                    
                楊堅滿眼無奈:“你還真得去,此次聯合事宜,雖說由國際靈武聯盟牽頭,免除了咱華夏牽頭的一些麻煩事!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “但也失去了絕對的主導決策權,其他國家也可能聯合起來,讓咱們出血,借聯合之機打壓我方優勢!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “像星門,弒神咒陣,兔吐藥丸的配方,各種手段,都有可能被要求拿出共享,咱也不是不可以拿出來,但…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “但總不能白拿出來,那還不得虧死?所以…你懂得!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南眼睛晶亮,所以這是讓我去抬價的?在聯合中為華夏爭取到足夠的利益?
                
            
            

            
                    
                講價敲竹杠什么的老子最在行了啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                不過雖說此時中立方的靈武聯盟跳出來牽頭聯合,有摘果子的嫌疑!
                
            
            

            
                    
                但也的確為華夏跟聯合免除了一些風險,可對于華夏來說,也失去了絕對的主導跟話語權!
                
            
            

            
                    
                算是有好有壞吧,江南不討厭也不推崇!
                
            
            

            
                    
                不過只要能聯合對敵,這種形勢下也沒辣么多講究的了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???皿??)?“去就去啊!我看到時候誰在桌上敢跟老子吆五喝六的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                死就死吧,正巧自己這波怨氣值都清皮了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這次去怎么不得搞他個千八百萬的回來?
                
            
            

            
                    
                手里才有底氣!
                
            
            

            
                    
                老子去就是惹他們生氣的啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                楊堅捂臉,一想到要帶江南去開會,自己就心慌啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而就在這時,維妮舉手!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?~?)?“內個~米國跟梵國的怎么還沒過來?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南也是一怔,的確沒看到皮爾斯他們,該不會嗝屁了吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                那可是空間系,死了可白瞎了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見蔣天辰嘴角一抽:“月網衛星拍到,皮爾斯應該是帶人瞬移回藍星了,薩爾曼跟他們一起了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “估計是在月球上被追殺賴了吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南愕然,好家伙!瞬移往回干?皮爾斯挺莽的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                黎明戰爭告一段落,待到能量幾乎耗盡后,獨眼種們也不再追擊,而是選擇返回駐地!
                
            
            

            
                    
                至于白蔻比格千本櫻他們則是紛紛通過星環回了家,各回各家,各找各媽,為開藍星圓桌會議做準備!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而白蔻則是把莫莫跟哈特留在了銀月之城!
                
            
            

            
                    
                畢竟星環還是放在月球上好些,可以隨時跟鵝國方面保持連通。
                
            
            

            
                    
                反正用不了多久,大家就會再次相見!
                
            
            

            
                    
                銀月之城這邊也跟著忙碌了起來,畢竟得到了許多獨眼種的尸體!
                
            
            

            
                    
                提取眼膜,制作反瞳族武器更是重中之重!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而江南也沒閑著,則是一溜煙的跑到了實驗室!
                
            
            

            
                    
                他可沒忘了,死機的艾娃還在呢!
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻的艾娃眼睛上還吸著一只小火罐…
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南搓了搓小手,嘿嘿直笑!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???????)“看老子把你眼睛拔出來啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間掏出小火罐,對著艾娃的眼睛就是一陣狂拔!
                
            
            

            
                    
                在拔到第七個罐的時候,總算是把艾娃的眼珠子給拔了出來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                被江南妥善保管!
                
            
            

            
                    
                按理說,這只西瓜眼是可以移植給其他獨眼種的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                一只西瓜眼,可相當于道天級的恐怖戰力了,這對于其他獨眼種來說,可是致命的誘惑!
                
            
            

            
                    
                一個瘋狂的計劃在江南的腦海中成型!
                
            
            

            
                    
                不禁發出( ????? ? ???? ?)“鵝盒~鵝盒盒”的笑聲!
                
            
            

            
                    
                實驗室里的其他人都一臉驚恐的看著江南!
                
            
            

            
                    
                南神究竟對給人家眼珠子拔罐是有多執著啊?特地跑到實驗室里拔人家?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南正在那旮旯樂呢,直感覺有人拍自己肩膀!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見夜鶯不知道什么時候站在了自己的身后,手指繞著頭發,俏臉緋紅!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (*?w?)“之前說好的,給我發兩個!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南愕然:( ????? )“什么玩意就給你發兩個?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜鶯急了:(??????)?“你不許耍賴啊你!我都親你辣么多口了!不是說好了要給我發兩個…唔~趕緊給我!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說著就朝江南伸出小手,另一只手已經把刀架江南脖頸上了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:!!!
                
            
            

            
                    
                你說話就說話,不要把刀往脖頸上架啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南這才想起來,不禁仰頭,眸光落在了夜鶯的胸口上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這…一定就是傳說中的平板電腦了吧?跟大狼滅的腦電波完全是兩碼事兒啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                “你…你確定要?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜鶯瞪眼:(??ˇ~ˇ?)“怎么不要?你都不知道我想要多久了!做夢都想!趕緊給我!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南咽了口唾沫,掏出兩只小火罐就塞進夜鶯懷里…
                
            
            

            
                    
                “吶~拿去!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜鶯:???
                
            
            

            
                    
                她猛的想起,之前星野吹眼睛被拔腫的樣子,現在還沒消腫!
                
            
            

            
                    
                靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                所謂的大紅包合著是拔腫的可還行?
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自夜鶯的怨氣值+1000!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                “拔腫的我也要啊!怎么也比沒有強!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說著一臉堅決,轉身就要回房間里拔一下!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南連忙拉住夜鶯:“你真拔啊?這東西你不能自己拔的,必須我給你拔!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜鶯猛的一怔,隨即臉都紅爆了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南給我拔?那豈不是全讓他給看到了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?)﹏(ヾ)“去死!亂說!你就是想看我!不給看!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南翻了個白眼:“我沒騙你!這東西叫無法自拔小火罐,瑞森你也看到了,這玩意根本沒法自己拔下來的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “所以只能我來給你拔!再說你羞什么?我又不是沒見過?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “你我都是兄弟!又沒差?你都沒吳良的大,還遮遮掩掩藏的挺嚴實?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “就算是你光膀子在銀月之城里溜達,也不會有人多看你一眼的吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自夜鶯的怨氣值+1007!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?°?益°?)“我砍死你!這就砍死你呀!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                兩柄刀宛如剁肉餡一般,對著江南一陣暴砍!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南瘋狂瞬移躲閃!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (。?3?)“哎嘿~砍不著?略略略~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                有這么好賺怨氣值的機會,可不能放過!
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自夜鶯…]
                
            
            

            
                    
                最終夜鶯還是妥協了,畢竟胸口上一直帶著兩只小火罐拔不下來,那也太奇怪了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                但給江南看是指定不能給他看的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                我不要面子的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是,夜鶯房間里!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南趴在客廳墻壁上,而夜鶯則是在臥室里,門被死死鎖住!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南黑著臉:(??????????? ?)?“你確定?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜鶯的聲音從里邊傳出來:“你不是有空間蟲洞,而且還能開兩對的么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “用蟲洞把墻打通,然后再把小火罐貼到蟲洞上!反正就是不能給你看!快點吶!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南嘴角直抽,虧你想得出來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                隨即還是不情愿的開了空間蟲洞,掌握好了間距!
                
            
            

            
                    
                拿著兩只小火罐就懟到了墻上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(o~o?)“這樣總行了吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻,臥室里的夜鶯看著墻壁上的兩個窟窿深吸了口氣,滿臉堅決!
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是解開襯衫,對準位置,就把自己貼到了墻壁上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就連臉都朝一邊偏過去了,不然根本貼不上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???﹏???)“好…好了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻的夜鶯只感覺心臟都要跳出嗓子眼了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻,客廳里的江南抓著兩只小火罐,表情古怪,為什么自己有種奇怪的感覺呢?
                
            
            

            
                    
                忍不住腦補了下臥室里的場景!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ???(??????)“噗~哈哈哈!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜鶯:!!!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???皿??)“笑!你還笑!說!你是不是看到了啊你?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                正常來說這種情況下,絕對不會笑的吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                你這是赤果果的侮辱啊你!
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自夜鶯的怨氣值+1000!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                “趕緊拔!不然鯊你嗷!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南強忍著笑意:“那請問這位老哥,你是想跌兩顆星獲得兩只大紅包,還是隨便丟點什么,獲得紅包呢?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜鶯:???
                
            
            

            
                    
                還能選的么?跌星?那肯定不可以啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                我上星耀可是費了好大的力氣!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (o?`з?′)“隨便丟點什么吧!反正給我發大紅包就行,別的我都舍得!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南無語,簡直被夜鶯的執著所打動!
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是連忙左旋小火罐,啟動拔除模式!
                
            
            

            
                    
                下一股極致的舒爽感傳遍全身,夜鶯把墻皮都扣碎了,強忍著沒出聲!
                
            
            

            
                    
                一臉融化的表情!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ??*(ˊ?o????﹃o????ˋ?)*??
                
            
            

            
                    
                兩只小火罐上的紅芒也璀璨到了極致!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南也有點擔心,不知道小火罐會把什么給拔出來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而下一刻,只見兩只小火罐完成了拔除!
                
            
            

            
                    
                上面頓時顯示了兩個字!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “釘”“釘”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:(·?????)???
                
            
            

            
                    
                這是什么意思?夜鶯骨折過,體內打過鋼釘?
                
            
            

            
                    
                還是說…