無名小說網 > 我在仙界富甲一方 > 第1651章 餓誰也不能餓到孩子

            

                    
                


            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                一時間,幾個老頭當場去世的心都有了啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                不要把大號這種事情叫成提煉這么高大上好不好?
                
            
            

            
                    
                然鵝這一刻,星澄的雙眼卻綻放出動人的輝光!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??????????)?
                
            
            

            
                    
                本能的驅使下,香珠對于星澄有著致命的誘惑力!
                
            
            

            
                    
                畢竟提煉這個就是為了給自己吃掉然后變聰明的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                更不要提這自己剛崩出來的香風了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                那是丁點也不能放過啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見星澄猛的回頭張大了嘴巴,對著這滿屋的香風就要全部吞進嘴里!
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而就在這時,只見趙德柱一個飛撲沖上去,死死的捂住星澄的口鼻!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??ж???)“嗚嗚~嗚呼~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                星澄不斷地掙扎,給趙德柱的手都給啃的嗷嗷竄血,可他卻死不松手!
                
            
            

            
                    
                王縱急了:( ????°?益°?)“老趙!你這是干啥?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                趙德柱瞪眼道:(??口?)“還愣著干什么?趕緊聞啊?這點香風可是咱們幾個花光了所有棺材本才換來的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “可不能浪費了啊!要是讓她給吃了,咱豈不是白忙活了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                李凱抱著腦袋滿臉驚駭:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(??? ????)?“老趙!你是不是瘋了?雖然這是香風,但也改不了這是屁的事實啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “做人要有底線,咱…咱們怎么可以吸屁的啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                趙德柱一臉氣急敗壞:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (`益′メ)“屁就屁啊!我的底線就是沒有底線!我吸屁怎么了?你們小時候沒吸過屁嘛?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “只要能變年輕!管它是怎么來的啊!快快快!趁熱!你們不吸老子自己吸啊!再不聞一會兒就涼了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間鼻孔撐的老大,滿臉狠辣!
                
            
            

            
                    
                對著充斥在房間里的香風一陣猛吸!
                
            
            

            
                    
                露出一臉享受的表情!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??? ? ? ??)
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻李凱王縱他們也急了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???益??)?“可不能讓你給獨占了啊!這里邊還有老子的棺材本呢啊!嘶哈~嘶哈~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                霎時間,屋里的老頭們化身人體吸屁機,轉眼功夫就把星澄崩出來的香風橫掃一空!
                
            
            

            
                    
                一絲絲都沒剩下,生怕比別人吸的少而虧本啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                星澄掙扎個不停,給委屈壞了,那分明是自己放的,可自己一點也沒撈到!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??ˇ~ˇ?)可惡!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見趙德柱他們此刻都一臉舒心,剛剛那幾口下去,至少能多活個一年半載的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                比啥都強啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                嘗到甜頭的幾個老頭哪里還會嫌棄這是屁了?一個個眼神晶亮!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (? ?° ?? ?°)“這甜頭,我嘗定了啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                趙德柱連忙湊到星澄跟前,滿臉期待!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?乛?乛)“小星澄啊~剛剛你一點都沒吸到,包屈不?憋氣不?別憋著!放出來!爺爺們給你接著!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                星澄:(???~??)餓!
                
            
            

            
                    
                李凱嘴角直抽:“有一說一,老趙現在的樣子像極了變態啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                王縱輕咳:(¬?¬)“那是像么?那就是啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                趙德柱瞪眼:“呸!也不知道誰剛剛聞的那么歡!別光看著,跟著一起想辦法啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見李凱神色一狠:“我害有招!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是幾個老頭跑去管老兄弟們借了不少錢,又訂了10車地瓜給星澄吃!
                
            
            

            
                    
                地瓜吃多了可是會崩屁的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                可把10車地瓜吃進肚的星澄還是毫無反應!
                
            
            

            
                    
                給幾個老頭都急的喪心病狂了,甚至喂了幾粒強力瀉藥進去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                但星澄全給當糖豆嚼了,以她的身體結構來講,普通瀉藥什么的根本不管用!
                
            
            

            
                    
                趙德柱急的直冒汗:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??????益?)“這一點反應也沒有啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                李凱愁眉不展:“是不是需要一段作用時間啊?咱們要不等一會兒?吃了這么多怎么還招呼餓啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “要不咱們接著喂?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                王縱瞪眼:“拿啥喂啊?她把咱們家底都吃空了!咱現在窮的就剩志氣了好么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “耗子進我屋都得哭著出來,沒準兒嫌我可憐,還得施舍我兩粒苞米豆子!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                趙德柱神色一狠,眸光不禁落在了學院上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??へ ?? ?)“啥叫什么都沒了?咱們不是還有學院呢么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                王縱打了個激靈:“這…這能行么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                趙德柱大手一揮:“有啥不行的?我可是副院長!我說了也算!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說著直接就從路邊拔下一根路燈給星澄吃了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “崽崽啊~你相中啥了就給爺爺說,能吃的爺爺都給你吃嗷~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻,星澄的眼神徹底亮了起來,看著趙德柱他們滿眼感動!
                
            
            

            
                    
                還是爺爺們好啊,不像是江南!啥都不給寶寶吃,我都沒吃飽過!
                
            
            

            
                    
                星澄當即就在學院里溜達起來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                小手一指:(???~??)?“吶~吃那個!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                她指著的,正是路邊用來休息的長椅!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見趙德柱一個電竄撲過去,直接把長凳上啵啵的小情侶拎著脖頸薅起來丟一邊去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                抬手把長椅從地上薅起來給星澄扛了過去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “吃!隨便吃!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                星澄幾口就把椅子給造了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(??~???)“吶~吃!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                王凱直接沖過去,把單杠從地上薅起來,折吧折吧就給星澄送過去了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是學院里就出現了這樣的一幕!
                
            
            

            
                    
                一個小姑娘邁著四方步在前面走,好幾個老頭跟在后面!
                
            
            

            
                    
                - =???? =???? ?(?′益`)?(??????)?
                
            
            

            
                    
                時不時有老頭沖出去拔樹,卷操場草皮,球門!甚至扛著雕像,花壇往回搬!
                
            
            

            
                    
                給學員們都看懵了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ∑(°口°?)“什么情況?不過了啊?咱們是要遷移校址嘛?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “還有這事兒吶?也妹聽說啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                不光如此,幾個老頭一邊搬,一邊還死死的盯著星澄的屁股!
                
            
            

            
                    
                生怕她崩屁的時候自己會錯過,那樣的損失可就大了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而這樣的行徑在別人的眼里可就有點不對勁了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                李紅艷正哼著小曲兒從花園里走出來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??? ??)? ????
                
            
            

            
                    
                迎面就撞見了星澄跟趙德柱他們一幫!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就見趙德柱跟個老變態一樣,雙眼死盯著星澄屁股不放啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                跟在后面還時不時用鼻子聞聞!
                
            
            

            
                    
                一瞬間,李紅艷額頭就崩起十幾根青筋,沖上去一拳就給趙德柱錘飛了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                滿臉暴怒,氣急敗壞道:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???益?)“渣渣柱!你還是人么你?我沒想到你竟然是這樣的變態老頭!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “尾隨人家小姑娘也就算了,你還盯著人家屁股看?光看不夠!你還聞?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我不就是多看了老蕭頭幾眼么?你就對人家小姑娘下手?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “就喜歡人家年輕的是吧?我讓你看!讓你看啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間沖過去對著趙德柱的眼眶一頓暴錘,不愧是母獅,發起威來簡直恐怖!
                
            
            

            
                    
                趙德柱當時就被錘懵了,被按在地上暴打!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(#)???(#)?“不是!紅艷!你聽我解釋!你…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                李紅艷氣極:“不聽不聽就不聽!上次給你剪的花邊兒,還不長記性是吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “讓你偷看人家小姑娘屁股?老娘這就斬草除根啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間抬腳對著趙德柱的卡不當一陣猛踹!
                
            
            

            
                    
                趙德柱的嗷嗷叫個不停,求助似的望向王縱幾人!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(#)???(#)?
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見王縱李凱都忙活壞了,趁著李奶奶錘趙德柱的功夫!
                
            
            

            
                    
                瘋狂搜集炸出來的碎石,瀝青地面,變形的鋼板什么的給星澄吃!
                
            
            

            
                    
                趙德柱:!!!
                
            
            

            
                    
                你們也不是當個人吶你…
                
            
            

            
                    
                卻見王縱給了趙德柱一個眼神!
                
            
            

            
                    
                趙德柱臉一黑,多年弟兄,當然知道他什么意思!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “轟!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                只聽一聲巨響,被砸飛的趙德柱在空中劃過一道弧線,直接砸進了一旁的敬老院大樓里!
                
            
            

            
                    
                李紅艷怒道:“今天你別想蒙混過關啊你!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說著就追過去對著趙德柱一陣打,那大樓沒一會兒功夫就千瘡百孔了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                隨即又轉移戰場!
                
            
            

            
                    
                王縱跟李凱他們連忙帶著星澄跟了過去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?︶?︶)“咳咳~這樓都壞成這樣了,應該沒人要了吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                (¬?¬?)“就是就是!拆了給星澄吃了吧!餓啥也不能餓到孩子!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是幾個人沖上去砌嗤咔嚓就給樓拆了一干二凈,拆下來的全給星澄吃了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就連半塊紅磚都沒剩下!
                
            
            

            
                    
                又連忙領著星澄跟在趙德柱后面,撿打壞的吃!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而趙德柱實在是不堪圍毆,在一眾大爺大娘的拉架,并全力解釋下,這才解開了誤會!
                
            
            

            
                    
                可也都知道了星澄的秘密,怨氣值又瘋狂刷新了一波!
                
            
            

            
                    
                但卻也都眼睛晶亮!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就在這時,只見蕭吹火黑著臉出來:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???益?? ?)“江南!你小子是不是又拆…欸?不是江南?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “你們什么情況?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                趙德柱連忙起身擦了擦額頭上的鮮血:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?乛????乛(#)“沒…沒什么,小摩擦,啊哈~啊哈哈~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                蕭吹火翻了個白眼:“我知道你們剛恢復,都興奮,但也要悠著點嘛!咱們學院維持到現在可不容易啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “經不起你們折騰!還是…欸?這里原來是不是有棟樓的?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                蕭吹火愕然的望著一塊平地,總感覺少了點什么!
                
            
            

            
                    
                不光是這里,就覺得學院里好像缺了點啥的樣子,但還說不清楚!
                
            
            

            
                    
                趙德柱愕然:"(o Д o????)“有么?這里原來哪兒來的大樓?你老年癡呆了吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “就是就是!沒有,你記錯了吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                一時間,大爺大娘們都跟著七嘴八舌的說了起來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                蕭吹火撓了撓頭,一臉狐疑,也就沒管,交代了幾句就回頭修煉去了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而大爺大娘們對視一眼,一切盡在不言中!
                
            
            

            
                    
                餓誰!
                
            
            

            
                    
                也不能餓到孩子!