無名小說網 > 我在仙界富甲一方 > 第1661章 不可能!絕對不可能

            

                    
                


            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                只見江南滿臉狠辣,豎起兩根手指對著自己的兩只眼睛就是一戳!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(*益*|||)
                
            
            

            
                    
                眼眶紅紅,當場飆淚!
                
            
            

            
                    
                隨即一個瞬移來到了先驅者盆地的邊緣!
                
            
            

            
                    
                果不其然,山貓四人已經站在那里等著自己了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南毫不猶豫,一個飛撲就朝著山貓懷里扎去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ─=≡Σ(((つ??????w???????)つ“山喵姐姐!我好想你的啊~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “如果我的思念化作眼淚,那么眼淚匯聚成河足矣把人灌醉~我…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “鐺!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                想象中的溫香軟玉并出現,山貓早就施展了鐵塊,江南一頭撞上,給臉都磕變形了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                鼻子撞出血!
                
                    
                
            
            

            
                    
                )?????? ? ???????(
                
            
            

            
                    
                這就是傳說中的我胸如鐵,堅不可摧的么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而山貓卻偏頭:(??~?)“想我?我看你也沒有太想我!平安后招呼都不給我打一個!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我認識的江南已經死掉了,你一定是假的,去去去,別往我身上粘!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我跟你很熟么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間拎著江南的后脖頸就把他拎起來放到了一邊,然后回過身去不理江南!
                
            
            

            
                    
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                江南狠狠的打了個激靈,完了完了,真的生氣了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是又一個瞬移來到山貓跟前,也不說話,就可憐巴巴,眼淚巴嚓的看著山貓!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (????????~???????)吶~
                
            
            

            
                    
                山貓又轉頭:(?~??)“別這么看著我,愛哭的孩子有糖吃?這招已經對我不管用了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我才不會心疼你什么的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南當時就如遭雷擊,一臉求助似的望向血小板跟鐵牛,瘋狂使眼色!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??????皿???)?
                
            
            

            
                    
                鐵牛攤手,表示自己愛莫能助!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ╮(〃︶?︶〃)╭“自己的喵!自己哄!渣南!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:???
                
            
            

            
                    
                血小板一臉認真:(???~??)“你死的時候,喵隊連你的葬禮都沒忍心參加,而是跟著暗夜軍去滅殺天神組!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “像是瘋了一樣,用殺戮麻痹自己,幾次重傷,人差點都沒了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “要不是我們勸著,說江南活著也不想看到你這樣,喵隊這才扛過來!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “知道你是假死的時候喵隊比誰都開心!甚至錘塌了十幾座山來慶祝呢!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                劉莽: (?? д ??●)!!!
                
            
            

            
                    
                你們管這個叫慶祝的?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南的表情一黯,山貓狠狠的瞪向血小板,血小板一縮脖,當時就不敢說話了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                鐵牛哼哼道:(??へ ?? )“喵隊一直都等著你消息,之前手機都不怎么看!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “從那之后,閑著沒事就刷新手機的聊天界面,一直等著你給她報平安!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                山貓臉猛的一紅,不禁瞪向鐵牛:
                
            
            

            
                    
                o(????﹏????)o“亂…亂說!誰等他的消息了?我…我只是及時看有沒有任務信息什么的,才不是…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                話還沒說完,江南就從山貓身后一把將其擁進懷里!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “對不起啊~沒給你消息,我…我就是怕你怪我騙你,然后要揍我,我才躲著不回的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( ′?﹏?`)“要…要不錘我好了!別生氣好不好?我不太會哄人的啊~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                山貓不停的掙扎:(??~???)“撒手!不要你抱!你一邊去!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而江南死皮賴臉就不撒手!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “不!不撒!你不原諒我,我就黏你身上了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                山貓氣的直跺腳,不停的看著別人投過來的目光,臉都紅了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                她又怎么會真生江南的氣,也知道當初江南為了脫身而假死,隨后又沖上月球忙著那邊的事兒!
                
            
            

            
                    
                倒也不是氣,只是自己的擔心沒有得到他的回應,有種被他遺忘掉的感覺,會想自己在他心里是不是沒那么重要!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就有點小不平衡,小委屈!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??ˇ~ˇ?)“你撒手!撒手我就原諒你!這么多人看著呢!你羞不羞?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                山貓的臉更紅了,江南眼睛晶亮:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??? ???)“真的?不氣了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “撒手就不氣!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                可江南剛一撒手,山貓就猛的回身,一把掐住江南的兩邊臉蛋兒扯個不停,一陣磨牙!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “怕挨揍?現在你不怕了是吧?我這次要是不來,你是不是打算躲一輩子?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南的臉蛋兒被扯的變形,一陣求饒:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( ?)??﹏??( ?)“主要是真被打怕了啊!從月球回來,我都被揍一圈兒了嗚~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                山貓噗呲一聲笑了出來,給江南揉了揉臉蛋兒:“活該!自己找的麻煩怪誰!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                哪里舍得用力掐?
                
            
            

            
                    
                血小板一臉揶揄:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( ?? .? ?? )“還說你不會哄女孩子?這不哄的挺好嘛?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                劉莽一臉學到了的表情:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (? ?° ?? ?°)“不愧是南神,就這一手簡直絕了,渣南本渣!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “不愧是能做出同時出軌好幾個這種事的南人啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南瞪眼:(???口??)?“什么出軌?你不要亂說!小心我告你毀謗啊你?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “嘶~話說劉莽你丫的怎么還這么黑?去菲洲執行任務剛回來?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                劉莽的表情直接僵住,一臉悲憤:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??益?)σ“你還有臉說!你記得你究竟喂我吃過多少顆黑蒜不啊你?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我踏馬從虛空海出來一直到現在就沒白回來過啊!現在我是真不怕黑了!回家我媽都不認識我!不讓我進屋!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                真?黑的連媽媽都不認識了!
                
            
            

            
                    
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                江南額頭暴汗:(¬?¬????)“欸~這…這么久的么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                就在這時,只聽鐵牛滿心歡喜的高呼了一聲!
                
            
            

            
                    
                =????=????(?? ??)“親愛的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “轟!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                其身影瞬間消失在原地,原來是鐘映雪吳良他們過來了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見吳良驚喜大吼:“康忙!妙妙!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                身上金光連閃,什么野蠻沖撞,靈肌玉骨,靈力紗衣金鐘罩用了個遍!
                
            
            

            
                    
                甚至還原地扎了個馬步!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “砰!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                一聲巨響,只見鐵牛一頭扎進吳良的懷里,強悍的沖擊力讓他抱著妙妙往后出溜了上百米!
                
            
            

            
                    
                可卻扛了下來,抱在一起就是一陣瘋狂啵啵,都親出了火星子!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南咽了口唾沫:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( ?? ﹏ ?)“弟妹變苗條了怎么還這么生猛的?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                血小板嘴角直抽:“肌肉的鍛煉鐵牛妹妹就從沒落下來過,你最好不要見識到她的第二形態!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                鐘映雪等人也過來跟山貓抱了抱,畢竟真的有挺久沒見了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                至于劉莽,這貨也是老朋友了,一起闖過虛空海的兄弟!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江南話鋒一轉:“堅哥不是說渣渣鳶夢到關于我的事情了么?你們就是來送消息的吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “還有說我出軌是怎么一回事兒?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                提到這個,幾人都是一臉鄙夷,就連山貓的神色也是肅穆起來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?`~′?)“我也沒想到你能做出這樣的事情來!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:(·????? )?
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我干啥了我?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                劉莽嘿嘿直笑:(????)“你出軌了!還是跟好幾個女的一起!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                一聽到這個,還不等江南反駁,就聽夏瑤嗤笑一聲!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(??????)?“哈!出軌?小南?他還能出軌?呸!他從一開始就沒在軌道上好么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                就連奉旨談好幾個戀愛,回來這么久了都還沒動靜呢,就知道訓練,都快把大家給卷死了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                說別的夏瑤都信,唯獨說這個自己不信啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:(?_? )
                
            
            

            
                    
                大狼滅究竟對我是有哪種奇奇怪怪的自信啊喂!
                
            
            

            
                    
                為什么我感覺自己好像被侮辱,可又找不到反駁的理由?
                
            
            

            
                    
                可當即就硬氣起來:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (︶~︶〃)“就是就是!不可能!絕對不可能!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                劉莽瞪眼,拍了拍自己的腦瓜:“還能有假?證據我都帶來了啊!已經實錘了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南樂了:“你播一個我看看!我倒是想瞅瞅我是咋出軌的!好好學習學習!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                劉莽一驚: (??? д ???)“真…真就在這里播啊?內容可挺勁爆!你不怕別人看到?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見小米拉直接跑到嵐身后,就把她眼睛給蒙上了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (????? ? ????)“勁爆的內容小孩子可不許看哦!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而嵐卻一臉不服:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?~?)“那你也是小孩子,你怎么可以看?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                米拉:(?????)“我28歲了,我有說過我是小孩子嘛?我只不過是裝嫩而已啦!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                嵐:(???皿?? ?)?可惡!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南都讓播了,劉莽哪里還會客氣?直接就投影起來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                正是之前紫鳶夢到的內容,存進了劉莽的腦海里,被他一路帶了過來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                所有人都聚精會神的看了過去!
                
            
            

            
                    
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                投影之下,眾人仿佛身臨其境一般!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見一間昏暗的房間里,窗簾拉的嚴嚴實實的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                空調呼呼的往外吹著冷風,外邊蟬鳴清脆!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南一身大短褲小短袖,突兀的出現在房間里!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?????)“嘖嘖嘖~還挺有情調!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                隨即就一屁股坐在床上,四處觀察起來,有些期待的樣子!
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而沒過多久,一個身材苗條的女人就推門走進了房間!
                
            
            

            
                    
                下身高跟鞋,巴蒂世家,外加黑色的短裙!
                
            
            

            
                    
                上身則是寬松的襯衫,留著一頭內叩短發,頭頂還別著一只金色發卡!
                
            
            

            
                    
                皮膚白皙,五官精致的不像話,唇角還有一顆小紅痣,看起來魅惑至極!
                
            
            

            
                    
                Σ(っ °Д °;)っ“停!暫停啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南連忙招呼,投影畫面猛的暫定!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻,所有人的目光都集中在了那投影中的女人身上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南更是一臉的不可置信:“靠!這不是薇薇安么?這只是黑絲薇?還是發卡薇?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我…我跟薇薇安她…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                充滿情調的小黑屋,大床?空調?
                
            
            

            
                    
                這發展有點不對勁啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見夏瑤一個狼爪直接橫在江南的脖頸上,滿臉核善微笑!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (⌒?⌒?)
                
            
            

            
                    
                作為曾經審訊過薇薇安的存在,沒人比大狼滅更了解她了好么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                投影里的這個女人必然是薇薇安啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南跟薇薇安秘密幽會?
                
            
            

            
                    
                “小南!你如果不是出軌的話,怕不就是投敵了吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “危險要扼殺在搖籃中才對!鯊了吧!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:???