無名小說網 > 我在仙界富甲一方 > 第1867章 嗯~已經很出色了

            

                    
                


            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                臉上的笑容逐漸變形,凝聚出裂空鋸刃就朝著卡爾他們沖去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(?益??)?“我踏馬弄死你!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                正在打團的千本櫻一臉專注,然后就聽見后方傳來“啪”的一聲脆響!
                
            
            

            
                    
                隨即后丘上一陣火辣辣的疼!
                
            
            

            
                    
                千本櫻:(*?????)!!!
                
            
            

            
                    
                什么玩意占我的便宜?
                
            
            

            
                    
                伊戈爾嗤笑:“你能靠近老子再說吧,給我打!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                十決大手朝著江南一陣狂揮!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見數道空間剪切仿佛不要錢似的朝著江南狂擊而來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南瞪眼,連忙施展空間壁壘防御,可六道壁壘被瞬間斬碎!
                
            
            

            
                    
                重重的斬在江南的源質戰甲上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “砰!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                一瞬間,江南的身子就像是斷了線的風箏一樣被擊飛出去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                狠狠的撞進大地板塊里,被一片碎石掩埋!
                
            
            

            
                    
                千本櫻心中一急,跺著小腳抓起弒神匕首就朝著戰場上沖!
                
            
            

            
                    
                下一刻,空間波動傳來,千本櫻突然消失,取而代之的則是一塊不起眼的小石頭!
                
            
            

            
                    
                正是江南的空間互換!
                
            
            

            
                    
                猛的出現在碎石空間中的千本櫻滿眼呆滯,一臉愕然的看著若無其事擦著嘴角鮮血的江南!
                
            
            

            
                    
                隨即雙眼噴火!剛剛擊自己股的果然是江南吶!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?°?~°?)“你…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而嘴巴剛張開,江南掏出一把小布丁就塞進了千本櫻的嘴里!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??????)“噓~做一會兒我,表現的亮眼一點,我認個好大兒去!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “唔~你別動,衣服先換下好了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間又是一個空間置換放出來,只不過這次是微操級的置換!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只換內膽,不換外殼!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南陡然被換到了千本櫻的衣服里,而千本櫻則是穿上了江南的一套!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就連地攤頭巾都直接繼承了過去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                千本櫻小聲急道:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( ?? ﹏ ?)“你又要搞什么啊你?讓我做你?你瘋啦?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “卡爾他們盯著你殺呢!這誰能扛得住哇?我…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江南低頭扯開自己的衣領往里瞅個不停!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???*)“嘖嘖嘖~你還真是喜歡粉色,少女感這么強的么?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間還拉開自己的身上的百褶裙看了看:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (* ?????????)“哦豁?還是一套的?你可真…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                話還沒說完,千本櫻一把拍掉江南拉百褶裙的手!
                
            
            

            
                    
                不要隨便換到人家的衣服里,然后光明正大的偷看啊喂!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?﹏?。)“別鬧!說正經的呢!我…我不行啊我?你換個人哇,我…我害怕!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “再說我做你,你去搞事,誰來做我啊?會被發現的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南翻了個白眼:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??~?? )“你存在感這么低,毫無威脅,誰會盯著你啊?消失了也不會有人發現的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “哎呀~快點變,再耽誤下去就該起疑了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間就給自己套上了天線寶寶衣!
                
            
            

            
                    
                千本櫻黑著臉,我可以當你是在罵我嘛?
                
            
            

            
                    
                不過還是變成了江南的樣子!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??﹏???)“要…要是卡爾非要砍我,那…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南無語:“怕個屁?直接用腦袋接招!你頭現在鐵著呢,死了算我的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “再說還有米拉呢,死了也不怕,去吧!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間吃了低調砂糖橘的江南轉眼就消失在了千本櫻跟前!
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自千本櫻的怨氣值+666!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???。)“啥玩意死了算你的啊?做你的員工也太危險了點吧?我…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “啪!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                下一瞬,其右后丘上又多了個通紅的掌印!
                
            
            

            
                    
                千本櫻“啊呀”一聲,就從碎石堆里沖了出去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                霎時間,不知道多少目光朝著千本櫻望來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見千本櫻頓時就炸了毛,歪頭吐了口血水,正了正腦袋上的頭巾,一臉狠辣!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?°?д°?)“萊萊個腿兒的!這種強度的攻擊,連老子的血皮兒都打不掉哇!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “信不信我創死你們吶?蕭爺爺,幫我往死里頭打!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間就瞬移著朝著冬日暖陽沖去,一邊瞬移一邊還扯了扯當!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這什么破四角褲,還真是難穿!
                
            
            

            
                    
                隱形了的江雞賊頗為滿意的看著千本櫻的背影,不住的點頭!
                
            
            

            
                    
                嗯嗯~還是很有天賦的嘛,就是能不當著大家的面兒調整彈匣位置么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                注意點形象啊你?
                
            
            

            
                    
                身子一轉就消失不見了,隱形的江南被低調砂糖橘掩蓋了空間波動!
                
            
            

            
                    
                卡爾他們根本發現不了,而愛醬的武神機從最開始就進入隱形狀態潛伏好了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就等著江南招呼呢!
                
            
            

            
                    
                兩人在暗地里匯合,趁著卡爾跟蕭吹火他們為了爭搶創世獸而干的正歡之時!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南跟愛醬已經偷摸溜到了星艦的防護罩后面,愛醬讀取江南的腦波交流!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?????)“吶~愛醬,這星艦的內部構造你熟悉嘛?好偷不?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                愛醬嘿嘿直笑:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(?)`w′(ヾ) ??? ?“太陽風級曲速巡星艦屬于量產艦型,戰爭用艦!星宮資料庫里都有的,熟悉的涅~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “先癱瘓星艦的警報系統,然后再過戶就好啦!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南的臉上露出桀桀壞笑:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??????‵)“那就走個流程?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                愛醬也是滿眼興奮:“走一個!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見江南掏出小馬扎直接砸在了量子防護罩上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                破開星艦防御,按照愛醬給的指示,江南直接瞬移進入星艦艦橋!
                
            
            

            
                    
                與此同時,量子防御被破,星艦警報聲響起!
                
            
            

            
                    
                星艦自動開啟肅清模式!
                
            
            

            
                    
                可警報聲卻被完全淹沒在了全力炮擊的轟鳴聲之下!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而小老弟,蕭吹火巴蒂那邊又炸個不停,聲勢驚人,哪里有人會注意到不起眼的警報?
                
            
            

            
                    
                剛進入艦橋,江南跟愛醬馬不停蹄的直奔操縱臺,開始編寫程序,入侵星艦系統!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南直接開始八爪魚模式瘋狂操作,愛醬也以光信號鏈接入星艦系統,配合江南!
                
            
            

            
                    
                以最快的速度癱瘓了星艦的警報系統,實施關閉!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南直咧嘴:“嘖~這星艦的程序跟星宮可不是一個級別的,有點難偷啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                過戶操作需要大量的時間,為了迷惑卡爾,江南并未干預星艦的炮擊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                想要以此為自己爭取更多的時間!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而專注于偷星艦操作的江南兩人,完全沒注意到艦橋里還有個人吶!
                
            
            

            
                    
                原本香織舒舒服服的坐在凳子上,禿嚕著泡面,看著全息大屏上的戰場投影!
                
            
            

            
                    
                仿佛是在看電影一般,一臉的聚精會神!
                
            
            

            
                    
                可下一刻,戰場投影直接給切掉了,開始變成了一堆她看不懂的程序編寫界面!
                
            
            

            
                    
                與此同時,主控臺上的各種按鈕,虛擬按鍵也開始瘋狂的閃動起來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                香織張大了嘴巴,為何這一幕如此的熟悉?
                
            
            

            
                    
                又雙叒叕有人來偷家了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是端著泡面小心翼翼的來到主控臺前,伸手抹了抹!
                
            
            

            
                    
                雖然啥都看不見,可摸起來還是軟乎乎的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                被摸的江南滿臉不耐煩:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (¬~¬)“去去去,一邊兒待著去,別打擾我偷星艦,沒空管你!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說著就把香織推到了一邊,只可惜低調狀態下,香織根本聽不到江南在說什么!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只能確定艦橋里除了自己以外,真的來人了哇!
                
            
            

            
                    
                炸了毛的香織哆嗦著手,又不信邪的一陣摸索,不經意間摸到了江南的天線捏了下!
                
            
            

            
                    
                下一刻,一只紅色的天線寶寶浮現在了自己眼前!
                
            
            

            
                    
                香織:!!!
                
            
            

            
                    
                特喵的果然是江南吶,嚇的她手里的泡面直接就被打翻在地!
                
            
            

            
                    
                啪嗒的一聲就跪在了地上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                臉上擠出一絲笑容:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?????)“歡…歡迎南神大人前來偷家,有什么我能幫上忙的地方嘛?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                被偷過好幾回的香織,早就有了經驗,就是這么輕車熟路!
                
            
            

            
                    
                無它,唯手熟爾!
                
            
            

            
                    
                正專心編寫程序的江南哪里有空管香織,低頭撇了她一眼,又繼續操作了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                可這動作在香織眼里卻異常冷冽!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就連話都不愿意跟我說了么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                糟!他…他這次該不會對我起了殺心的吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                等等,這個來偷家的是南神?
                
            
            

            
                    
                那在戰場上拼殺的是誰?嘶~假的?
                
            
            

            
                    
                偷天換日?好家伙!不愧是南神,簡直老謀深算吶!
                
            
            

            
                    
                時間一分一秒的流逝,香織乖乖的跪在地上,擔憂自己會不會被滅口!
                
            
            

            
                    
                她的腦袋里就沒有那么一秒出現過反抗,或者給卡爾通風報信的選項!
                
            
            

            
                    
                嗯~已經被調教的很出色了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                可江南越是不理自己,香織就越害怕!
                
            
            

            
                    
                不行不行,自己得抓緊表現一下才行!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見香織一溜煙的以跪姿跑沒影了,沒一會兒功夫,抱著一大堆零食薯片跑了回來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??ˇ﹏ˇ?)“南…南神?餓不餓?腦力活動很消耗能量的吧?吃點零食好了,都是我珍藏的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南看了一眼,隨即給香織一個眼神!
                
            
            

            
                    
                香織一怔,一定是南神忙著偷家騰不出來手吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是連忙爬起來,撕開包裝喂給江南吃!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南就一邊偷家,一邊享受香織的投喂!
                
            
            

            
                    
                然鵝香織喂著喂著腦袋里逐漸就生出一道危險的想法!
                
            
            

            
                    
                要不要投毒?自己都道天了,在薯片上下個毒,南神不可能發現的吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                把他毒翻,圣星說不定會獎勵我什么的呢!
                
            
            

            
                    
                他好像對我沒什么防備心啊?大好機會啊這?
                
            
            

            
                    
                嘶~不不不,自己怎么可以有這么危險的想法?
                
            
            

            
                    
                自己給南神投毒哪次成功過?
                
            
            

            
                    
                說不定就是南神趁機考驗我,然后再決定殺不殺我呢!
                
            
            

            
                    
                老謀深算的南神怎么可能沒有防備?
                
            
            

            
                    
                哼哼!給我下套?我哪里會這么輕易中招?
                
            
            

            
                    
                得好好表現才行!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (* ???~???)“南神?你渴不渴?我給你弄點喝的好了,可樂橙汁咖啡,你喜歡啥?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “唔~就咖啡好了,提神嘛!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是又顛顛的跑去倒了杯熱氣騰騰的咖啡,還特地給吹溫了,喂給江南喝!
                
            
            

            
                    
                還貼心的給他擦了擦嘴!
                
            
            

            
                    
                隨即又殷勤的跑到江南身后,給捏起了肩膀!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “南神你偷家這么辛苦,一定很累吧?我給你按按摩好了!力度還可以嘛?不夠力可以跟我說的……”
                
            
            

            
                    
                怕江南站著累了,還特地跪伏在地上變成人形板凳給江南坐!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南那叫一個享受的勁兒哦~
                
            
            

            
                    
                一旁的愛醬滿眼懵批的看著把江南伺候的無微不至的香織!
                
            
            

            
                    
                內個~咱們真是來偷星艦的?
                
            
            

            
                    
                為什么待遇會這么好啊靠,一點都不反抗的么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                還伺候上了?歡迎偷家又是什么鬼啊喂!
                
            
            

            
                    
                你這個女的,好歹也是圣星的,多少有點自覺好不好?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南嘴角勾起一抹弧度,嗯~香織已經是一個成熟的看家人了!