無名小說網 > 我在仙界富甲一方 > 第1910章 耶斯莫拉

            

                    
                


            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                這一刻的江南,無論是身體跟靈魂,都在哀嚎啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就特喵不該喝那個破雞湯的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                手里的小黃豆都快捏碎了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻的夜淵則是眼睛大亮,看著手里的啞麻袋,一個邪惡的想法誕生了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                現在的江南可是遇到了大危機!
                
            
            

            
                    
                若是能在此刻把他裝進麻袋里,讓他在里邊“砰砰啪噼砰”!
                
            
            

            
                    
                多是一件美事的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???口??)?“江南!江南!江南…”×N!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻的夜淵仿佛化身復讀機,點名器,瘋狂念叨江南的名字!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只要江南搭上一句,他就廢了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?ˇ?ˇ?)“啊哈哈哈!江南,沒想到你也有今天!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南被毒的吐了一口白沫子,直翻白眼,身體都開始打晃了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                可還是堅持不吃小黃豆!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這要是被套進麻袋里,自己就shi定了啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                不禁磨牙道:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?°? ? °?)“別高興的太早了!別忘了心靈雞湯你也喝了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “爸爸的快樂,你等下也能感受的到哇!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “我社死了!你們也白想活著!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵臉上的笑容猛的僵住!
                
            
            

            
                    
                =????(?益? ????)“你丫的…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                話還沒說完,只見其面色一黑,嘴唇青紫!
                
            
            

            
                    
                一大口黑血就吐了出來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?????●)
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵:???
                
            
            

            
                    
                偏頭看向自己散發的圣光,依舊是金色的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                副作用明明還沒發作,怎么會吐血的?
                
            
            

            
                    
                自己…這是中毒了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南猛的一怔,臥槽?什么情況?
                
            
            

            
                    
                讓我給罵吐血了?我有這么強的?
                
            
            

            
                    
                而且為什么感覺身體里的毒素少了一部分啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                冥冥之中,江南感覺自己好像抓到了什么重點啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                難不成…
                
            
            

            
                    
                (? ?° .? ?°)“夜淵大哥!當你覺得自己又笨又挫,屢屢被坑,一無是處的時候,別絕望!因為至少你的判斷還是對的!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵瞪眼:(′???)σ “你踏馬…噗哇!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                剛開口,他一口黑血又噴出了好幾米遠,面色泛青,顯然是中毒了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:!!!
                
            
            

            
                    
                果不其然,一句毒雞湯灌輸出去,自己體內的毒素又減輕了不少!
                
            
            

            
                    
                難…難不成可以通過給別人灌輸毒雞湯的方式,給自己解毒!
                
            
            

            
                    
                把自己身上的毒素轉移給別人?
                
            
            

            
                    
                鵝盒?
                
            
            

            
                    
                (????)“這雞湯猛毒只有我的小黃豆能解!你根本搞不定!不過別擔心!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “現在你搞不定!等會兒…你還是搞不定!啊哈哈哈~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵面色奇黑,仰頭就噴出三米高的黑血柱!
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自夜淵的怨氣值+1007!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自夜淵…]
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(?益??)?“老子這就把你給搞定啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說著一臉猙獰的朝著江南沖了過去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南嘎嘎直樂,一個瞬移直奔追著星澄吸屁的天線寶寶們沖去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                別人拉,總比自己拉強啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵剛想追江南,可突然間,他的雞湯副作用也爆發了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                渾身黑紫,吐白沫子翻白眼,倒在地上直蹬腿!
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻他可謂是毒上加毒哇!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而江南已經追上了胖不啦嘰,把著他的肩膀一臉認真!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??????)“胖不啦嘰~你一定是被生活磨平了棱角,所以才變得這么圓潤胖乎乎吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “如果一定要把你人生的價值定個數字的話?那么你只值五塊錢!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                胖不啦嘰:???
                
            
            

            
                    
                (●?????●)“我才不是…噗哇~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                話還沒說完的他臉一黑,當場吐血,江南直接塞了他一把小黃豆!
                
            
            

            
                    
                一只全新的天線火箭誕生了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而江南身上的毒素又輕了一分!
                
            
            

            
                    
                其余吸屁的天線寶寶一臉驚恐,什么情況?
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?━=????(??? ????)
                
            
            

            
                    
                南神老大隨口兩句話,就給大哥罵吐血了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                而江南又來到了唔西吧唧身邊,拍著他的肩膀道:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?? .? ?)?“錢錢被搶,家底全光,還要給我打工,做不好還要被威脅扒皮,你一定覺得這樣的日子很苦吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                唔西吧唧嘴角一抽:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (¬?¬?)“您可真好意思說啊你?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                你以為老子變成這樣是因為誰啊靠?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南咧嘴一笑:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??????)“放心兄弟!生活或許會讓你苦上一陣子,但只要熬過去,會讓你苦上一輩子的,苦著苦著也就適應了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                唔西吧唧:???
                
            
            

            
                    
                _(???」∠)“噗哇~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自唔西吧唧的怨氣值+1008!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                其面色青黑,氣急攻心,大口吐血,眼神都變得空洞起來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                南神老大殺寶誅心啊他?
                
            
            

            
                    
                見唔西吧唧都被毒的吐沫子了,江南樂樂呵的塞給他一把小黃豆!
                
            
            

            
                    
                啟動火箭后,又顛顛的朝著瑪卡嘟啦跑去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                瑪卡嘟啦:!!!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(?益?;)?“不!我不要聽,你不要過來啊你?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見其捂著耳朵瘋狂逃跑!
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而哪里跑的過江南?到底還是被追上了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻的夜淵也掙扎著爬了起來,抹了把嘴上的白沫子!
                
            
            

            
                    
                看著江南身上的毒素已經祛除小半了,而且他還沒吃小黃豆!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這什么情況?難不成罵人就能解毒?
                
            
            

            
                    
                能罵人,誰想拉稀啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵怒吼一聲,強撐著猛毒,學著江南的樣子,逮到一只名叫歪比爸比天線寶寶,把著他的肩膀瘋狂輸出!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?ˉ?口ˉ?)“老子就~%?…;# *’☆&℃$︿!嗶嗶嗶***…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                一陣電報聲瘋狂傳出,在死亡的壓迫下極盡輸出,什么污言穢語都傳出來了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                希望能解毒!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而江南則是嘿嘿直笑:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( ?° ?? ?°)?“瑪卡嘟啦,別怕嘛,跟著我混有什么不好的?當星盜哪里有當我的走狗強?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                瑪卡嘟啦磨牙:(???皿??)?“別看我這樣!我也是有夢想的,只要努力的話一定能做大做強,我…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南挑眉:(??~??)“夢想?什么夢想?做夢時候想的么?你夢里是真敢想啊你?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “有時候你不努力一下, 都不知道什么叫做絕望!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “很羨慕我吧?但凡事不要看表面,不要看我表面上一帆風順,實際上你根本不知道我背地里也是一帆風順,鵝盒~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                瑪卡嘟啦:???
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(???口??)?“啊啊啊!放開我!我要去死!放我去死啊!我活著已經沒有什么意思了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “人間不值得哇!噗哇~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                塞了一把小黃豆后,在瑪卡嘟啦絕望的悲鳴中,又一發天線火箭誕生了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而另一邊,夜淵摟著歪比爸比嗓子眼都罵干了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                可歪比爸比則是一臉淡然的扣著鼻孔,內心毫無波瀾:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (乛??乛;)“就這就這?還有什么要跟爸比說的么?繼續說,爸比聽著呢!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵:???
                
            
            

            
                    
                怎么不管用,話說老子怎么感覺他丫的在占我便宜呢?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南嘎嘎直樂:“夜淵大哥!你這也不行啊?殺寶要誅心才行的啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “人吶~“不逼自己一把,你都不知道你自己有多辣雞!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵雙眸暴瞪,又是一口老血吐了出來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自夜淵的怨氣值+1008!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                他罵的怎么就能解毒?我咋就不行?
                
            
            

            
                    
                殊不知,夜淵的初級罵人術全都是污言穢語,根本扎不到心!
                
            
            

            
                    
                身為星盜的天線寶寶們什么黑話沒聽過?
                
            
            

            
                    
                這些都是小kiss!
                
            
            

            
                    
                不光如此,還被江南毒上加毒了一波,夜淵已經快扛不住了,感覺自己隨時都會嗝屁的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南嘿嘿直笑:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (????? )“就別硬撐著了,只要你答應我不算賬了,過往恩怨一了百了,我就給你小黃豆吃!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “放心!大家都在竄!都是為了活命嘛,不丟人~沒人會笑話你的,噗~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間掏出手機對著夜淵拍了起來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?[]?(????)
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自夜淵的怨氣值+1009!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自…]
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( ? °皿°)?“老子寧死不屈!寧死不屈哇!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                然后強撐著意志,對歪比爸比接著輸出!
                
            
            

            
                    
                我就不信罵不疼他!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南則是一身輕松,眸光流轉之間,落在了奧莉維婭的身上!
                
            
            

            
                    
                不禁一個瞬移來到了她的跟前!
                
            
            

            
                    
                奧莉維婭滿眼驚恐的不住后退著:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?ˇ﹏ˇ??:)“你…你不要過來的啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                連續把好幾只天線寶寶罵到吐血,她還是第一次知道語言有這等威力啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                不…不過只要我提前知道他想要說啥,提前有個心理準備,就不會破防的吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                看我神明的耳語哇!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這一刻的奧莉維婭瞪大了眼睛瘋狂預測!
                
            
            

            
                    
                下一秒!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ??o·(? ??????????? )?o·?“嗚哇~你怎么可以這么說我!噗哇~嗚嗚嗚~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見奧莉維婭當場暴風哭泣,整個人都被毒青了,瘋狂吐血抹眼淚!
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自奧莉維婭的怨氣值+1003!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自…]
                
            
            

            
                    
                她大眼中滿是絕望!
                
            
            

            
                    
                一瞬間的功夫,江南身上的毒就解了大半!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南愕然,自己還啥都沒說呢,她就自己把自己整破防了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                這么省事兒的么?早知道就早找她了了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                看來知道未來也不是什么好事的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                奧莉維婭不光是個危險預警姬,還是個好用的解毒姬來的?
                
            
            

            
                    
                見到奧莉維婭哭的這么傷心,江南一臉的于心不忍!
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是上前安慰道:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( 。? ??)?“別哭了,笑一個!愛笑的姑涼,運氣從來不會差哦~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “就是總會比別人長更多的魚尾紋!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                奧莉維婭:??o·(? ?????口????? )?o·?“嗚哇!!!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                趁著她張大嘴哭的時候,江南給她塞了一把小黃豆吃:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (????)“拉吧拉吧,乖寶兒~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻的江南一臉清爽,就剩一絲毒沒解了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是轉頭往向亂竄的泰坦火箭們!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( ?° ? ?°)“唔~尼娜竄的好像比尼塔慢了一點啊?這哪里能行?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是一個瞬移沖過去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( ??~?? )“尼娜尼娜~知道自古為什么紅顏多薄命嘛?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                尼娜迷惑:?(┘?┏~┓?└)?“為啥啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:(??????‵)“因為沒人會在意丑的人會活多久,桀桀桀~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                尼娜暴哭:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?(┘??┏口┓??└)?“啊啊啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                一時間仿佛點燃了二級加速一般,其飛竄的速度頓時超越她哥,成為了最猛的泰坦火箭!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南則是一臉灑脫的看著眼前的修羅場,眼中滿是救贖!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?*?( ??? ? ??)?*?“危機解除!鵝盒盒~耶斯沒拉~”