無名小說網 > 我在仙界富甲一方 > 第1911章 落袋為安

            

                    
                


            
            
            
            
            
            
                    
                江南嘎嘎直樂,早知如此,自己還擔心個鬼啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                站好開噴就得了,自己會中毒?只要老子還有一張嘴在,根本沒可能啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                完全可以把心靈雞湯當做是一項制敵利器的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                只要不停地輸出毒雞湯,讓對面兒心里破防,轉移毒素,對手就會中毒吐血,戰斗力暴跌!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這才是真正的讓語言披盔戴甲,上陣廝殺啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                心靈雞湯也太棒了點吧?
                
            
            

            
                    
                擔心被副作用鉗制?沒可能的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                [(乛皿乛?)~嘖~]
                
            
            

            
                    
                只是這絕活,也不是誰都會用的,破不了別人的防,就只能用小黃豆解毒,認拉了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南這邊一臉清爽,可苦了其他人!
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見此刻的奧莉維婭還在一手抹眼淚抽泣著!
                
                    
                
            
            

            
                    
                另一只手則是捂著飄飄的裙擺,吹出來的都是芳香之風,甚至還帶著五顏六色的花瓣光影?
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?*??(??﹏???)??*?
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南愕然:(·?????)“你怎么沒拉的?還能站著?這不科學!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自奧莉維婭的怨氣值+777!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                (ˇ~ˇ?)“你懂什么?我天啟族身為碳基之光,怎么會大庭廣眾之下做出如此粗鄙之事?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “只…只要把排出的輪回之物原子改變,按照特定的方式組合,就可以變成帶香味兒的廢氣排出體外!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南瞪眼:(*???)“真?小仙女放的屁都是香的?看似沒拉,其實已經在拉了?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                奧莉維婭瞪眼:(??﹏???)“你害說!害說!嗚~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自奧莉維婭的怨氣值+777…]
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南眼睛锃亮,這作為自己的專屬解毒姬簡直再合適不過了啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                而另一邊,夜淵已經快不行了,掙扎著伸手!
                
            
            

            
                    
                _(?????」∠)“快!救我~救我!好不容易出來一趟,我不能死啊!我屈了!屈了啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南一個瞬移湊過去,嘿嘿直笑:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (*???)“那說好了之前的事一筆勾銷了啊!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵牙都快咬碎了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                _(??????????? 」∠)““我大淵種一言既出,駟馬難追啊!快給我解毒!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南這才塞給夜淵一大把小黃豆給他吃!
                
            
            

            
                    
                果不其然,黃豆剛一下肚,就有了反應,夜淵直感覺自己的肚子里仿佛有超新星爆發一樣!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?°口°)?“啊啊啊~來了來了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                可朝四周望去,到處都是飛翔的大火箭,在哪兒都有死到臨頭的風險啊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                然而夜淵根本憋不住了,他是中毒最深的那個啊,連挪步都是一種奢望了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                但怎么能在原地飛翔啊,我不要面子的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                急中生智的夜淵猛的看到了自己手中的麻袋!
                
            
            

            
                    
                二話不說,直接把自己腰部以下套進麻袋里,擺好姿勢就開整!
                
            
            

            
                    
                身周黑霧彌漫,以遮掩自己的窘態!
                
            
            

            
                    
                心中破口大罵,碳基就是麻煩!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南看著這一幕也是眼皮直跳,白瞎我這麻袋了啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                你是真會啊你?
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見夜淵黑著臉:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (???益?? ??)“不算賬也可以,但你得把破防話術教給我!我也要學會這個!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南一怔,隨即嘿嘿直笑:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (????)“就這?簡單簡單,好好跟著哥學就是!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自夜淵的怨氣值+777…]
                
            
            

            
                    
                趁著大家自由飛翔的時候,江南則是把那兩艘星盜船收入囊中!
                
            
            

            
                    
                隨即又把那支離破碎的星盜基地打劫了一波后,還把關在掌中國度里的星盜們累積的臟款都給沒收了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                一波下來,也賺了個近百萬的樣子,收獲滿滿!
                
            
            

            
                    
                不是星盜們窮,只是這星源點比較值錢罷了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                那些被正義執行到只剩一件短褲加身的星盜們江南沒殺,而是放了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                畢竟江南也不是什么嗜殺成性的魔鬼!
                
            
            

            
                    
                就讓他們在亂星海好好悔改好了,若是還有不思進取,屢教不改者!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南后續只能再來割一波…呸!再來正義執行一把了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                眾星盜出來的時候,看著漫天飛舞的大火箭也是懵的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這踏馬究竟是什么冥場面啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (*??口??)“二哥!換個地盤東山再起吧,這里雖好,但已經臟了,不能要了啊~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                上千星盜相互攙扶著,背影蕭瑟的離去!
                
            
            

            
                    
                而這場火箭秀也足足持續了三個小時!
                
            
            

            
                    
                是江南看過最猛的一場了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                追屁聞的天線寶寶們也獲得了應有的懲罰,香風過去便是黑煙,一個個被嗆的渾身漆黑,眼淚直流!
                
            
            

            
                    
                星澄終于能安心的填空造星了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                怨氣值這期間就沒停過!
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻衛生鯨已經退場了,莫莫早已被腌制入味,不過毒總算是解了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                如今一臉害羞的跑到江南跟前,扭捏道:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?????)“南神~我…我能換個召喚獸不啊?那虛空星鯨我有點不太想要了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南捂臉,是因為已經臟了么?
                
            
            

            
                    
                女人這種生物,還真是無情的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                此刻的夜淵也完成了排毒工作,拎著個麻袋咬牙切齒的!
                
            
            

            
                    
                等老子學會那破防話術,毒雞湯精通的啊,要你好看!
                
            
            

            
                    
                星澄也晃晃悠悠的跑了回來,眾人看著那漂浮在星空中,直徑數百公里!
                
            
            

            
                    
                依舊在冒著騰騰熱氣,正緩緩從赤紅狀態冷卻的小行星都是一臉驚恐!
                
            
            

            
                    
                愛醬咽了口唾沫:
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?( ° △ °|||)?“澄寶兒肚子里還真有貨呢~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                她這是憑空造了顆小行星出來啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                星澄:(?′?`? )
                
            
            

            
                    
                “澄寶兒餓惹,要吃飯~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:(′-﹏-`;)
                
            
            

            
                    
                剛喂胖一點,就給瘦成這樣,臉頰都凹陷下去了啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                這孩子跟著我也是遭了老大的罪了啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( 。? ??)?“澄寶兒乖!哥這就帶你去吃好吃的嗷!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間帶著虛弱的眾人再次趕往下一個星盜團老巢!
                
            
            

            
                    
                還是熟悉的操作,一個曲速膨脹泡干爆基地!
                
            
            

            
                    
                引得眾多星盜沖出,為首的是一身著白袍的無垢族!
                
            
            

            
                    
                皮膚青紫,沒有鼻子,兩眼深陷,下巴上長著數之不清的觸須!
                
            
            

            
                    
                看起來埋了吧汰,模樣惡心!
                
            
            

            
                    
                但其種族對個人衛生這一塊,幾乎有種變態的偏執,母星的生態環境也很好!
                
            
            

            
                    
                不然也不會獲得無垢族的稱號!
                
            
            

            
                    
                他們覺得族人下生之時,便一塵不染,不帶絲毫污垢,往后的人生,直至死去,也必須保持無垢!
                
            
            

            
                    
                甚至已經成為了種族信仰!
                
            
            

            
                    
                無垢一族擅遠程攻擊,人人都是大法師,也是星空序列前三百的強力種族!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (′;;?;皿;?;;`)“什么宵小之輩,也敢來找我無垢星盜團的麻煩?你們在我眼里,就像是滋泥兒一樣惡心!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “還不趕快滾出我的視線,簡直臟了我的眼!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南完全不理,而是轉頭望向夜淵,挑了挑眉!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (?????)“你上還是我上?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵搓了搓手:“總不能老讓你爽了?這次我來!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                隨即一臉傲然的挑釁道:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (? ?°? ?°)“我知道你!沃瑪是吧?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                沃瑪瞪眼:“是又如何?老子…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                話還沒說完,夜淵的眼中就泛起一抹興奮之意!
                
            
            

            
                    
                沒想到這么容易就中招了,啞麻袋上的logo已經亮起!
                
            
            

            
                    
                “影藏!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                下一瞬,夜淵的身影驟然消失在原地,猛的從沃瑪的影子中沖了出來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                啞麻袋袋口一張,直接將沃瑪套進了麻袋里,袋口自動收緊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                一切發生的太快,甚至所有人都沒反應過來!
                
            
            

            
                    
                星盜們懵了,就…就把我們老大套麻袋抓了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵哈哈直笑,晃了晃麻袋:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (*?︶?*)“就方便!都愣著干什么?還不來老子這里把你們的星源點都交上來?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                說話間還放出了自己的域以做威脅!
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南看著這一幕,嘿嘿直笑,夜淵上手很快嘛!
                
            
            

            
                    
                之后可得防著他點才行!
                
            
            

            
                    
                嗯?他這麻袋…
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自沃瑪的怨氣值+1008!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自沃瑪…]
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南:!!!
                
            
            

            
                    
                ?━=????(??? ????)“尼瑪!大淵種!你這麻袋哪兒來的?我就給過你一個,這麻袋是不是你剛剛用來…”
                
            
            

            
                    
                夜淵一怔,隨即額頭暴汗,低頭看了麻袋一眼:
                
            
            

            
                    
                (??w?? ?)“不…不打緊,不打緊!這不還是能用呢么?別浪費了!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南捂臉!
                
            
            

            
                    
                你比我害牲口啊?這麻袋你剛剛可是朝里崩了三個小時啊靠!
                
            
            

            
                    
                麻袋空間里得是啥樣的啊?
                
            
            

            
                    
                結果你丫的稀罕叭嚓的拎了一路,還把一個無垢族的星盜首領給裝進去了?
                
            
            

            
                    
                只見那啞麻袋劇烈掙扎,蠕動不停!
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自沃瑪的怨氣值+1009!]
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自…]
                
            
            

            
                    
                沃瑪剛一進麻袋,就被里邊無比鮮亮的芳香給嗆到了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                掉進麻袋里,竟然還發出了噗通一聲!
                
            
            

            
                    
                下一刻,宛如殺豬一般的慘叫在麻袋里回蕩不休,他整個人差點沒當場崩潰!
                
            
            

            
                    
                (′;;??;?口;??;;?`)“啊啊啊~沃尼瑪!這是什么!這麻袋里都是些什么,嘔~嘔哇!”
                
            
            

            
                    
                “你們踏馬跟我玩兒埋汰的是吧?這是對我種族信仰的侮辱!是褻瀆!啊~嘔~”
                
            
            

            
                    
                ( つ;;?;??;??;;)つ“救命!救命啊!我要死了!我泳技不好的啊?”
                
            
            

            
                    
                本就對個人衛生極其偏執的無垢一族此刻在啞麻袋里受到了成噸的暴擊!
                
            
            

            
                    
                這對他來說,無疑是地獄!
                
            
            

            
                    
                [來自沃瑪…]
                
            
            

            
                    
                江南撓頭,欸?這么能刷的么?這樣一看也挺好,鵝盒~
                
            
            

            
                    
                就先裝著好了!
                
            
            

            
                    
                于是又一個百萬懸賞的星盜落袋為安了!